IHATEU

In the beginning Bono created the heavens and the earth.

Now the earth was formless and empty, darkness was over the surface of the deep, and the Spirit of Bono was hovering over the waters.

And Bono said, "Let there be light," and there was light.

Bono saw that the light was good, and He separated the light from the darkness.

Bono called the light "day," and the darkness he called "night." And there was evening, and there was morning—the first day.

And lo, it was a beautiful daaaa-aaaa-aaaaay.

And, yea, the stadia did rock.

Verily unto the Middle of The Road.

And there was much wailing and gnashing of teeth.

And the Wise Men did say, "Get to fvck, Bono."

"And take your silly little hat with you."

"Twot."



-- Edited by RageGland at 00:31, 2009-01-05