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Bono O'Jesus
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In the beginning Bono created the heavens and the earth. Now the earth was formless and empty, darkness was over the surface of the deep, and the Spirit of Bono was hovering over the waters. And Bono said, "Let there be light," and there was light. Bono saw that the light was good, and He separ...
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James Blunt
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Welcome to Overplay City. And stop with the nasaliness. It gets right on my tits.
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Geri Halliwell
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A slow, fat ginger car-crash.
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Barack Obama
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Barack Obama is an American president who happens to have black skin. This does not automatically stop him being the head of an inherently evil administration. More of the same to come, folks, just in a more palatable package. Think Tony Blair ousting the Conservatives...
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The Corrs
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We understand you are Irish. It is not necessary to crowbar a fiddle and/or flute solo into every recording you make. Oh, and please stop making said recordings unless for use in an Irish tourism commercial - their natural home. As an Irish person, I object to you selling your Irishness. It smacks...
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Bryan Adams
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I, for one support the entire culling of this man and his fans wholesale. He stirs a rage so deep, I can feel my colon spasming.
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Mel C (Melanie Chisholm)
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Scouse, nasally whining, flat-chested Bryan Adams collaborating 'Spice Girl with integrity'. Fooling no-one, love.
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Mahmoud Ahmadinejad
(Preview)
There are no gays in our country. Apart from you, denialfag.
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Tony Blair
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Weapons of Mass Destruction. Doctor David Kelly. Blood. Hands. Thousands of Iraqi Deaths The rise of the chav and ASBO's becoming a badge of honour Licking George Bush's ass at every turn Taking credit for economic reform that was the result of continuing Conservative economic policy Cherie Blair...
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Goldie Hawn
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Everything that is wrong with Hollywood in one package. Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww.
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Gwen Stefani
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Don't Speak. Accept your own sage advice. You harlot.
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Garry Bushell
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Fat, irritating, please-find-me-satirical, whiny, boring, Conservative rant-for-hire. Die in a fire.
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James Whale
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British radio and television annoyance. Professional anti-liberalist and could start a fight with the Dalai Lama in milliseconds. A talking turd.
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Brad Pitt
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When you can't command enough respect to stop your name being turned into rhyming slang for a bodily function, you know something has gone wrong. And stop stealing babies!
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Bono
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You are not Jesus. Sorry to break it to ya, pal!
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Fred Durst
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William Frederick "Fred" Durst (born August 20, 1971) is an American director, actor and musician, known primarily as the founder of the nu metal band Limp Bizkit. This does not make him in any way hard or worthy of teenage awe. Sorry, Willy.
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Lindsay Lohan
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Starve yourself to death. Do it! Overdose. Do it! Just make it quick.
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Rush Limbaugh
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Rush Hudson Limbaugh III (born January 12, 1951) is an American radio host and conservative political commentator and a wanker.
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Jusuf Kalla
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Reflecting the roots of this site, I nominate an Indonesian politician, Jusuf Kalla. Representing the interests of Golkar, with the most seats in the house of representatives, Kalla is a rat-faced, anti-anything non-muslim, insular little twunt.
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Victoria Beckham
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A vacuous incompetent waste of oxygen. An ugly, vacuous, incompetent waste of oxygen. An ugly, materialistic, vacuous, incompetent waste of oxygen. An ugly materialistic super-egoless, vacuous, incompetent waste of oxygen. Posh Spice? I have more poshness in my foreskin than she does in h...
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W. Axl Rose
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He claimed in an interview with Rolling Stone magazine in April 1992, that during his childhood, he was made to believe that women and sexuality were evil and that due to the violent treatment of his mother by his stepfather he witnessed as an impressionable child, he had been led to think that domesti...
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Pamela Anderson
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This woman had famous breasts. Now she doesn't. Next!
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Whitney Houston
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I believe that rehab is your future, Listen well and maybe you'll kick the coke. Show them all the ego you possess inside, Give Satan a place to hide and remind us how you used to be. America's sweetheart --> Drug addled harpy. Where have I heard this before?
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Celine Dion
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Christina Aguilera
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You are not beautiful in any single way. i don't a pickled **** what my words do to you.
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Mariah Carey
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Jesus wept, stick to the frigging notes instead of warbling like a dying hyena.
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Avril Lavigne
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Its called selling out my dear. That's why we don't buy your angst any more.
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Beyonce
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Pay your own ****ing bills.
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Jay-Z
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This man is a living, breathing symptom of a sick society.
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Missy Elliot
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